Did you know that you are compensated for having kids in France ?

The more kids in France you have, the less taxes you pay. People (some of my friends included) have even been known to schedule a c-section before the new year to get a tax deduction for the current year. I swear.

Families receive a certain amount of money (depending on your income) from an association called CAF (Casse d'Allocations Familiales). You just need to sign up when you child is born. It starts at around 150 Euros per month and gets higher depending on your income and number of children.

The French also have an amazingly wonderful childcare system. They have an ‘a la carte’ childcare system, depending on your needs as a parent, and your child.

Here’s an example of what is available:

Crèche municipal : Public Daycare

TARGET: Working parents (both must be working)

AGE: 3 sections, depending on your childs age (starting, mind you, at 2 ½ months up until about 3 years old)

COST: Anywhere from free of charge to about 600 Euros per month (meals included, diapers, all of that). The cost depends on your revenue ; fair enough.

HOURS: From about 8 AM until 7 PM, however you can pick them up earlier or drop them off later (9:30 AM at the latest).

SIZE: 17 children per class on average

LOCATION: Usually no more than 5 miles at the most from your home

DOWNSIDES :

• Very difficult to get a spot. You have to apply when your prégnant ; preferably about 3 months pregnant. No, I’m not kidding.
• If your child has a very minor temperature, forget about bringing him/her into daycare. You’ll only be called back an hour later to pick him/her up.
• THEY ARE SICK ALL OF THE TIME – runny nose, ear & throat infection, flu, stomach virus ; you name it, you got it.

PERKS :

• Reliable staff (real professionals, required to have a degree in childcare).
• Your child learns to socialize from early on with other children
• The hours and the cost (vs a private nanny – but I’ll get into that one later)